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Tampons (again …)

Grumpy has previously written on this topic, but it is not a matter per se in which he has an interest. Rather, his comments are directed towards the opponents of what they describe as a ‘tampon tax’; Collectively, they seem to have scant or non-existent understanding of statistics, massage data shamelessly to support an otherwise unsupportable assertion, are too idle to research statistics and blindly copy headlines from other sources, and then conflate the data with unrelated matters which nevertheless support their agenda.

By tampon tax, they refer to VAT on these items, which has already been reduced to the minimum 5%permitted under current EU regulations. Thus (remoaners note) the government is powerless to change this before Brexit (and maybe not even then).

The topic was brought to prominence by MP Danielle Rowley, who claimed that the average cost to a woman for periods was £500 per year, or £41 per month, and which Grumpy reported on in a prior post. Tesco’s cheapest tampons sell at 24 for £0.95, i.e. 4p each, so £41 could buy 1025 tampons. Assuming the length of a period was at the top end 5 days (Wikipedia quotes 3 to 5 days), and assuming the woman was awake for 16 hours, that would equate to a usage of 205 per day, or over 12 per waking hour – a change every 5 minutes. Even with Grumpy’s limited experience of the fair sex, this would intuitively seem not to tie with observation, and hence would (as any physicist would tell you) ring warning bells.

The topic has again arisen, this time with even more bizarre claims, not unsurprisingly in that liberal journal where the lack of fact checking (or deliberate obfuscation) has been raised to an art form – the Guardian. (Amika George 08.01.2019)

The data in her article came from Plan International UK (PI) where statistics and survey sampling does not appear to be their forte. They claim, or example that “42% of UK girls have had to use makeshift period products because they struggle to afford menstrual products”. As Grumpy has pointed out before, such statistics are immediately suspect because they are inconsistent with far more highly researched and reliable data, such as mobile phone usage. Given the above, the simple fact is that a significant proportion of the girls who struggled to buy menstrual products must own smart phones. Is this anyway credible? That someone who could not afford a 4p tampon could afford a smart phone ? The alternative is that they prioritise having access to Tinder over having to have a sock in their pants.

Grumpy has dug deeper into the various published reports by PI and others to try and find an answer to the contradictions implied, and they have proved interesting. As PI noted, the issue got raised to recent prominence in the media because of a case of a schoolgirl using a sock as a pad because her single mother could not afford to buy sanitary items. This was a girl, then aged 11, who stated this in a radio interview in Leeds in 2017. The fact, that PI presumably is well aware of, is that a sample size of 1 has NO statistical significance, and yet they included it in a survey document. As ever, those wishing to amplify their points always look to exceptions and rarities (‘tails’ of distributions, as a stats person would call them), but this’Black Swan’ has now been elevated to folk law.

The PI document “Because I am a girl”, published in January 2018, does give some information on the data used to compile this report, and feed the ‘period poverty’ story. Appendix 2 lists information about the data sources; they were 64 (yes, sixty four) young people including 56 females. So PI took a highly unrepresentative sample of 56 young women and then scaled their responses up to the 3.7 million or so of that age group in the UK. (remember the unqualified headline “one in ten girls or women aged 14 to 21 in Britain..”) This is worthless as a piece of serious research, and is engineered to give pseudo-quantitative backing to their agenda.

Finally, a little more evidence on the bizarre cost estimates associated with periods came out of a survey of 2134 women published by the Huff Post (who ought to know better), and conducted by VoucherCodes Pro, a discount shopping outfit (Huh??). They estimate the cost at £492 annually, which is maybe where Danielle Rowley got her £500 number from. It throws some light on the bizarre 200 – 350 tampons used a day number derived from this figure.

It tuned out that the actual cost of tampons used was nowhere near this, and was £13 on average. (Even so, with the more expensive Tesco tampons at 10p each, this would still be 26 per day, which seems high). But the headline figure of £492, or £41 per month, had an interesting breakdown; £4,50 went to pain relief; £8 for new underwear (5 pairs with a M&S multipack ) . But, hold the phone – it also included £8.50 extra on chocolate relating to having a period (what ?) and £7 on “DVD’s etc” (for soothing music ??). This a simply outrageous liberty to take with survey data. It is shameless inflating of facts to make a political point, which is then dumbly picked up by the tabloids and MP’s and (in the latter case) used to further their agendas. Can it be believed that someone would rather bleed in their pants than forego a Mars Bar ?

Back to the Guardian. Amika George, their contributor, has a website which includes a page headed “facts”. She states that “40% of girls in the UK have used toilet roll because they couldn’t afford menstrual products” (presumably, they bought too much chocolate).

This is pure unadulterated moonshine with no sound or credible basis and it flies in the face of UK demographics.. The sad thing about all the people involved is that they do have have a perfectly valid point, but which they then cannot resist amplifying and embellishing by amateurish, and Grumpy suspects, deliberate, distortion. It’s a shame, wholly pointless, and destroys the very argument that they wish to promulgate.



M and S puking

fancy little knickers 1932
fancy little knickers 1932

A Nottingham lady, Fran Bailey, was driven to puking by a display in a Marks and Spencer window at Christmas, which included the words “must-have fancy little knickers”. She also termed it grotesque, and somehow managed to conflate the decision to display this with issues of human rights, migration, abject poverty, and of course the whole tedious litany of gender issues.

Some organisation called FiLiA ‘demanded’ (really ?? who are they to do so?) that M and S disclose who authorised the display, so that if it were a man they could presumably castrate him or (as is more likely) if it were a woman try and convert her to the sisterhood.

Ms Bailey is maybe not aware that Marks and Spencer have been the purveyors of “fancy little knickers’ to British women of all shapes, sizes and age for 90 years. Marks put this in the in the window because – especially at Christmas – women continue to buy such things because they like (and always have) ‘sexy’ underwear.

Ms Bailey continues “It’s pandering to notions of gender that are so outdated that it’s unbelievable”. This is pure piffle – the same factors drive sales of such garments today as they did 90 years ago. What sane woman would wear a thong for comfort? And if she feels that there is no demand for frilly panties amongst today’s women, let her go into business and try and sell grey flannel gym knickers to Marks and see how sales do.

Kylie Jenner (one of the ‘Kardashians’ clan, Grumpy is given to understand) has generated USD 800 million of wealth taking selfies of herself wearing fancy little knickers and such like and influencing her peers to do the same; she probably has a much better handle on what women want than Ms Bailey has.

And if the window display really did make her sick, Grumpy suggests that she should see her doctor, or more probably, her psychiatrist.

Postscript :

Ms Bailey should visit www.bouxavenue.com or www.annsummers.com/ both of which have prominent and rather more salacious displays in Grumpy’s local shopping centre, but with essentially the same theme. The Boux website describes some frillys as “these must-have pieces are just what you need for styling it your way! “. Anne Summers opines “Confidence comes from within, and we think having a hot pair of underwear is the best place to start. ” and “Explore and embrace your sexuality.  ” and “Our knickers and seriously sexy thongs come in a range of styles …. maximum sex appeal. “

Grumpy has never noticed vomiting females outside, but the shops did seem to be doing a good trade at Christmas and they clearly remain solvent, so someone is buying. Time to connect with you peers, methinks, Ms Bailey.



Lucy Powell brings Orwell to life

Lucy Powell (who looks rather like a really timid nursery school teacher) is borrowing from the future envisaged in author George Orwell’s dystopian novel “1984” # by seeking to control the the right to private on-line fora and to constrain and shape individual opinions and free speech within fora generally. If that seems an extreme interpretation, as with all legislation (including that with perhaps good intent) the key is to look at the structure and framework.

As is too often the case, this framework (like other anti-freedom legislation) has an underlining assumption that the government of the day (or worse, whatever less democratic structure might replace it) is benign and has at its heart a liberal and open notion of society.

This bill has been critiqued by organisations far more qualified to do so than Grumpy, and there is little to add here, but there are some stand out items, which follow a common thread for legislation of this type .

  • A bill debated for a mere 10 minutes only , but which can see an offender jailed for up to 7 years.
  • “illegal content” defined not as that which has been found to be illegal in a court of law, but that which a ‘reasonable person’ (who ??) considers involves a breach of the law. This, along with other similar recent and proposed frameworks, delegates the determination and policing of legality to other than a competent agency of the executive.
  • Transformation of a mere ‘Administrator’ into a ‘publisher’, who is required, under penalty of imprisonment, to determine what is illegal.
  • Open-ended definitions defined by Regulations, enabling endless scope creep. This is evident in Powell’s pathetic justification for the Bill, as she cites ‘misogyny’ as one target for her strictures; however, misogyny is NOT against the law, but this shows where these regulations are heading – see earlier Grumpy postings on this topic.

This will not prevent such discussion vehicles; the internet is a resilient, many headed, global hydra, and discussions will presumably either move to channels such as Newsgroups / IRC (or some new framework, such as a based on a distributed public blockchain with no ‘owner’ and with immutable posts), or simply be moved to overseas servers outside of the reach of British law, underlining the pointless nature of this Bill.

It’s not only pointless, it’s not good for democracy.

{# “1984” George Orwell Penguin Books 1949 ISBN 978-0-141-18776-1}

May’s desperate volte face

May appeared on the Andrew Marr show on 06.01.19, and said that following the pulling of the vote on her Brexit deal, she had ‘changes’ to announce, which she believed MP’s would accept when it was re-introduced w/c 21/01. The changes included just one item relating to the EU, which was that the EU had agreed further assurances (of which no details were available) on the Backstop.

However, it was clear than she was banking on her undertaking to give ‘a greater role for Parliament in negotiations on the next stage of future UK-EU relations’ as the sweetener to persuade the rebels to vote in favour.

Is this newly inclusive Theresa May the one who in the same interview essentially said it was her deal or no deal? The same Mrs May who at Chequers presented to blind-sided Cabinet members a fait accompli and stated they should agree or resign and walk home? The same Mrs May who side-lined two Brexit secretaries and delegated the most important Executive project for 50 years to an unaccountable civil servant, Olly Robbins?

Is it the same Theresa May who gave undertakings in the Conservative Manifesto and the Lancaster House speech which have not been fulfilled at all by her proposed deal ? And who has abandoned the multiple statements along the way about the freedom under Chequers to do trades round the world unfettered by EU restrictions?

Her seeming way forward is one last desperate attempt to strong-arm the party into voting for her deal on a few meaningless assurances (assuming such are forthcoming) and the threat of ‘My Way’ or the no deal highway?

Whatever happens, she has clearly failed in every goal she has set, has demonstrated duplicity, lack of integrity, and worst of all a total lack of political skill at this level. MP’s should cut her loose now, so she cannot be involved with any subsequent negotiations.

More Brexit paranoia

Channel closed

CNN reports (05.1.019) that those travelling to and from the UK can expect significant disruption post Brexit. Tom Jenkins, chief executive of ETOA, the European Tourism Association, said that “we have to entertain this nightmare”. ETOA also said that there will be significant disruption  to aviation, currency, insurance, mobile phone roaming and passport control.

The ETOA blog is full of warnings of extreme Brexit scenarios, without (in Grumpy’s eyes) any real basis. As ever, when doom is foretold by politicians or commercial entities, first look for vested interests and the sound of axes being firmly ground. So the above list warrants examination, and particularly from the angle of tourism.

Travel: as Grumpy pointed out in http://grumpy.eastover.org.uk/eu-might-ground-uk-planes-post-brexit-bring/ 80% of tourists to Tenerife come from the UK; Brits make up a huge proportion of holiday travellers to Spain (especially the Canaries and the Med), France and Italy. The EU accounts for over 50 million UK holidays per annum, and spending of billions of Euros.

Does ETOA seriously think that the southern EU countries will let Brussels decimate their tourist industry, and see Brits find sun in Turkey? In Spain, tourism accounts for some 11% of GDP and the UK is by far the biggest country contributor, with 18.7m visitors in 2017.

Unless the EU has a disposition  to political and economic self-harm, it will fix this at the outset, ready for 2019. To do otherwise will hurt them rather than Brits, who will fly to Tunisia, Turkey, Israel etc and be welcomed there. If the EU cause pain to make the Brexit point, they will soon discover a fundamental English trait of ‘bloody mindedness’, when they try to get any repulsed holiday makers back.

ETOA’s ‘Destination Spain’ manager is Marta Garcia Cruz, who, if her boss is right, will be looking for a job soon.

Currency : It’s not clear what the issue is here; the UK (thank goodness) is not a EURO country, and it’s hard to think why the exchange of currency will be affected in any way. As for cards, if Grumpy can use his cards in Beijing, Bangkok and Carcross (Yukon, Alaska) it’s hard to envisage not being able to do so in Munich. Plus, see the travel point above …

Passport control : Grumpy is old enough to have expired passports with Spanish stamps in. Entry  wasn’t particularly an issue then, and there is no reason for it to be now. However with not being in Schengen, Grumpy’s experience has been that the average wait for getting into Paris once in the EU was significantly longer than that the queues he experienced on his many trips to Hong Kong. If it gets materially worse, it will be down to Junker’s punishment plan or pathetic organisation.

Aviation : French air traffic controllers spurred on to add a bit of delay to UK planes would do well to remember that flights to the USA pass through an area controlled by the UK. But in general, unless the EU is economically stupid (? maybe so – they can’t ever get their accounts signed off) these issues should be fixed quickly; after all, today, we comply with EU regulations in aviation so it is not about creating a framework, but ensuring continued equivalence. Come on, the EU allows  Uzbekistan Airways, Turkmenistan Airlines, and Air Astana (which narrowly missed an EU ban), so surely good old BA must cut it ?

Insurance, roaming, etc. : More Brits visit the USA than Germany, Portugal or Greece. They go there and it’s a different currency, there are no EHIC cards, insurance is expensive, and there are no EU mandated roaming rates. But the hoards travelling to Florida to Disney-something don’t see it as a “nightmare” or stay at home to go to Blackpool. This just highlights the paucity and intellectual bankruptcy of ETOA’s doom spreading.

None of the outlined scenarios (and the other aspects listed in the report) are likely. The simple fact is the ETOA, by setting out a highly unlikely speculative combination of events (without any stated justification)  have joined the group of dishonest organisations which for their own vested interests seek to  frustrate the democratic will of the British people.

BBC Fake News

On 28/11/18, the BBC stated, from a report by the Bank of England, thus

“A no deal Brexit would send the pound plunging and trigger a worse recession than the financial crisis, the Bank of England has warned.”

(Grumpy;s emphasis) It then went on to say, a few lines later

“This Bank’s scenario is not what it expects to happen, but represents a worst-case scenario, based on a so called “disorderly Brexit”.

A short while later, the page was changed by the  BBC to add obvious conditionality to the headline statement, after which it read

“A no-deal Brexit could send the pound plunging and trigger a worse recession than the financial crisis, the Bank of England has warned.”

The BBC is supposed to be the premier, world class, media body in the UK. In this case, it seems to have been nobbled by May’s Brexit fear team; read the first  version again – it has no conditionality, and unambiguously their report states that a no deal WOULD result in the outcome stated. This is entirely and wholly at odds with the statement lower down which makes it clear that this outcome, far  from being certain, or even likely, is not actually expected at all by the Bank, and is a worst case scenario.

Did someone complain? Or did a more experienced senior editor spot  what at best was an  inconsistency, or at worst a breach of the BBC’s implicit duty to report news impartially and without political bias?

Oh no! Cyberflash !

Two women complained to British Airways recently (Huff Post 16.11.2018) because they were ‘cyberflashed’  and received unsolicited ‘D*ck pictures’ on their mobiles via AirDrop.

The obvious (and most devastating response) for the recipient should have been to stand up and say loudly, whilst holding the phone up, “Who sent this ?? Call that a d*ck,  mini- cock ??”. Instant deflation.

That aside, they should not have had their phones switched on in an aircraft, so their disregard to follow rules is apparent.

However, the real question is why they had Airdrop security set to receive any messages ? How dumb is that ? If women want to whinge in this way they should at least take the very basic privacy precautions that any rational person – male or female – would with their devices and data. They probably have a sticker on their phones with their bank PIN on.

So sue me, Tweedy

Another ‘personality’ trying to re-write history, Cheryl Tweedy, has resorted to legal action against anyone reporting that she was a convicted criminal, found guilty of assault – just like the drunken violence perpetrated by those folk in hoodies she presumably castigates at dinner parties.

Ok Cheryl, you were a violent drunken thug – so sue me.