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Vince Cable doubles down on a losing argument

With the sort of blind stupidity Trump excels at,  Dr Cable doubled down on a policy selling approach which drove voters to tick the ‘leave’ box in 2016.

At the party conference in September 2017 he urged “sensible grown-ups” to unit behind the Liberal Dems to reverse the democratically granted mandate to exit the EU. Setting aside the Junker-esque take on democracy (“if you don’t vote the right way first time, we’ll make you do it again”), the arrogant, demeaning approach of replacing rational argument with personal slights has the irrefutable implication that those that voted for ‘leave’ are both stupid and childish.

Grumpy’s view is that this insulting ploy, so crassly used by the then conservative hierarchy in 2016, was largely responsible for the ‘leave’ camp winning; they didn’t like Osborne et al telling them they were dumb if they voted leave, so they voted ‘leave’.

It just underlines that the denizens of the rarefied atmosphere of the Westminster bubble missed out on Human Nature 101 at Eton.

CIA picked up its techniques from Medieval times

There is  an interesting museum in Rothenburg ob der Tauber in Bavaria, Germany which Grumpy visited recently, dedicated to the history of ‘Justice’. with its primary focus on methods of torture over the ages.

[Grumpy particularly liked the punishments for ‘nagging wives’, which included several varieties of public humiliation.] The procedure  that caught his eye, however concerned water torture, where the interrogee was tied to a board and had water poured over their face and into their mouth to simulate drowning. Sound familiar,  anyone in Langley ? Plus ca change …

{http://www.kriminalmuseum.eu/}

DUP extracts US style cash for votes agreement from desperate May

In the USA, it’s called ‘Pork Barrel Politics’, where  (normally) state politicians extract local benefits in exchange for for voting support, and to ingratiate themselves with their electorates. For many decades this practise this has been perceived as being characteristic of the immorality of politics, bordering on corruption.

Although this has always existed in the UK to some extent (particularly in the devolved areas) taxpayers are picking up a  £1 billion bill to keep May in a job, and the government in power, which surely brings this to some historic high here.

Grumpy feels that the likelihood of Mrs May surviving 2 years as small, so it seems a high price to pay out of his pension.

 

{pic:  https://www.slideshare.net/PhilosophicalInvestigations/why-is-congress-criticised-so-often}

Barry Gardiner insults Lord Jones on ‘Daily Politics’

On the Daily Politics show on 20.06.2017,  overseen by Jo Coburn, the insufferably pompous Barry Gardiner insulted Digby Jones twice during a discussion on Brexit approaches. Lord Jones admirably kept his demeanour, whereas lesser men would have reacted more precipitously in reply.

Gardiner’s assault on Lord Jones opinions was, as sadly has become the norm in these times, directed at the man and not the ball. This admittedly is a common tactic now used by both major political parties; the veracity of the argument is not of consequence. He first asserted that the noble Lord was on the “periphery” of events (implying therefore that his opinions had no weight, and by implication that his presence on the program was that of a token, but long outdated, ‘name’) and secondly that he had had no involvement with business for “20 years”, further implying that his qualification to be a spokesperson for industry and commerce (to which Lord Jones comments were directed) was zero.

Coming from Barry Strachan Gardiner this was astoundingly arrogant, as  Grumpy can see no obvious record of him ever having any material role in industry, and certainly not in any capacity even tenuously connected to the generation of value to the GDP or anybody else. Tellingly, therefore, he did not answer Lord Jones primary assertion – or in reality, to all but a Corbinista the fact – that governments have no money. The largesse that they dispense is provided almost in its entirety by taxpayers, both individual and corporate, and hence, as Digby Jones pointed out  to the irritation of Gardiner, industry surely had a qualification for expressing opinions on the direction for Brexit.

So full points to Digby Jones for maturity, professionalism and calmness.

 

 

Saudis vs United Airlines

(Originally posted in Hypocrisy Central)

The media predictably picked up on a dress code issued by  in August 2017  by Saudia Airlines mandating a dress code which would not, under their social mores,  cause offence to other passengers, and citing examples of exposing legs or arms. It was held in the liberal West to be an example of a regressive and repressive regime, and in particular dictating to women what they could or couldn’t wear.

Grumpy was torn between whether to comment in the ‘Oddity’ or ‘Hypocrisy’ section here, and in the end chose the latter.

In March 2017, United Airlines ejected two women for covering their legs, but were happy for them to wear dresses, no doubt exposing their legs in so doing; indeed, their dress code includes  the dikat (for such they have, just as the Saudis)  about “unacceptable travel attire includes … leggings”.

The irony is hard to miss; the issue is not that one regime or another seeks to impose some notion of what is sartorially offensive (for both do), but the  extent to which flesh is visible or not. United seemed far more concerned with a display of VPL than of what the Daily Mail displays daily in excess, that of so called ‘side boob’, and would cause apoplexy in Riyadh.

More curiously, Grumpy wonders what the process is for a female traveller from Riyadh switching to a United Airlines Flight to a US domestic destination; without a change of clothes; the choice would be where to be thrown off the plane, as both codes cannot be satisfied without a change of same.

On balance, Grumpy would probably choose to be ejected off an aircraft by the Saudis rather than by United Airlines; his mind goes back to the image in April 2017 of Dr David Dao, beaten, bloodied and glasses askew, being ‘escorted’ – feet first – off a United plane to make way for an employee of the airline.

Burnham, Cooper and Liz somebody don’t understand ‘leadership’

Dateline July 2015: Welfare Bill and labour ‘leadership’ contest

Andy Burnham announced that he was abstaining from the vote on the Conservative Welfare Bill, and then stated that the party was ‘crying out for leadership’.  However, in abdicating responsibility, he demonstrated that by failing to declare his position on such an important issue he had absolutely none of  that commodity.

It was left to Jeremy Corbyn to at least go into a lobby (predictable) instead of hiding, and Harriet Harman to set  the right direction to  avoid the obvious trap set by  George O to evidence that she at least sought to prevent labour from showing they were hell bent on obscurity for the next 10 years or so.

Although it is wholly irrational and unfair, I can’t see Yvette C/B without the word ‘prissy’ coming to mind. It’s totally irrational because she has a first from Balliol, and a masters from LSE, as well as having studied at Harvard, so she is seriously s-m-a-r- t,  which would normally be enough to have me grovelling in admiration at her intellect.

I am more impressed by her colleague in the ‘sisterhood’, Rachel Reeves, who on paper is just as smart, and was a chess champion. She also irritates the crap out of me which surely qualifies her as an ideal labour leadership candidate, unlike Yvette, who is about as inspiring as lift music.

If Jeremy wins, they only have themselves to blame. DC / GO must be chuckling.

Making simple things hard, Mrs May ?

Dateline 9th August 2013, and the government is under attack for only having brought to justice two of a large number of criminals who have defrauded tax payers of millions of pounds. Most of the offenders  have absconded overseas, and the likelihood of them now being apprehended is infinitesimally small.

Could the government have done more? Well, the BBC published a list of some key offenders, and there was one common characteristic of them all; that was that they all had been arrested and charged, but then failed to appear in court, having been granted bail. All bar one were either foreign nationals or had probable significant overseas connections.

They include a Chinese man who had defrauded the tax payer of  £2.5m. That is a significant major crime committed by someone who might reasonably considered to be a flight risk – so why the bail?

Is this lack or prison space (down to Theresa May) or fear of European pinko Human Rights legislation?

So, Mrs May, a simple solution to limit these multi-million pound losses to the tax payer is to not grant bail to those accused of significant fraud when it might be reasonably concluded they have a material risk of absconding.

[Let’s think this through; the fraudster or alleged fraudster has maybe millions of pounds secreted away, and has a simple choice; stay, be jailed and probably lose the ill-gotten gains, or flee. Does the judge really think they will do the right thing and appear in court for option one? Utterly unbelievable.]

There is always potential for holding someone who is innocent (but shorter time to trial would mitigate that somewhat) but in these cases the courts seem to have got the granting of bail wrong in every single case. Think again, Mrs May.

 

Scent of hypocrisy and opportunism from Cameron and May

A horrendous physical attack took place in broad daylight recently on the streets of Britain, in which the attacker attempted to decapitate an innocent citizen who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. The attacker was known to the authorities, but in spite of many obvious indications that the public was at risk, they failed to do anything about it.

There was, however, no mass media coverage of this tragedy; the prime minister did not cut short important international meetings to return home; and politicians did not clamour to re-instate draconian measures to spy on citizens. This was the death of  Sally Hodkin in Bexleyheath late last year at the hands of a known schizophrenic.

Compare this with the appallingly brutal  death of a soldier, Lee Rigby, this month. David Cameron immediately flew back from  meetings with the French premier, and Home Secretary Teresa May appeared on nationwide TV denouncing the crime and promising immediate action.

Why the difference over these equally violent crimes ? Sadly, poor Ms Hodkin had no political  value to the government, but serviceman Rigby presented an ideal opportunity for  Cameron to make grandstanding speeches about the resolve of the British people never to bow to terrorism etc., which were plucked straight from a phrase book of well worn clichés in the chapter entitled  ‘How to exploit opportunities to look statesmanlike’.

Teresa May was conspicuously quiet when the known mental patient who killed Ms Hodkin,  and who had called 999 to indicate her intent to slaughter someone,  produced no response by the very authorities for which she was ultimately responsible.

However, she was happy to exploit the media frenzy surrounding the tragic soldier Rigby incident (driven of course by the government)  to  cynically advance her agenda  to call for the reinstatement of  pointless and draconian legislation to the restrict personal liberties of  every citizen, which had already been democratically rejected; this from a woman who had failed during the whole of her period of office to extradite Abu Qatada, certainly in part from errors made by her own department.

Notwithstanding personal tragedies in these events,  and the acknowledged threats from Islamic radicalisation, it’s hard not to whiff the skin-crawling scent of opportunism here.

Sally Hodkin, Lee Rigby and their families deserved better than these mealy mouthed self serving responses.